I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You took a bar mat shot.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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