Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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