She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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