No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
