Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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