I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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