Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
