The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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