Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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