nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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