So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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