So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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