What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I just had sex on a roof
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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