Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
