Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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