Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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