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If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
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I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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