hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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