You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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