their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I want her autograph on my taint
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
