ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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