NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We got so high we made milksteak
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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