Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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