Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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