if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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