whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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