When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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