As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I supernannyed him into submission
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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