He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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