Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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