if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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