What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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