If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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