you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
