and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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