awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
It's just like the Real World with babies
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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