I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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