he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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