For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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