She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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