Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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