he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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