just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Randomize
