i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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