That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
