is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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