I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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