I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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