i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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