Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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