i don't like sucking hair
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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