Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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