OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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