Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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