did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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