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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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