I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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