windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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